Media
Jack Thomas's comic obsession
by Dan Kennedy
Boston Globe ombudsman Jack Thomas hates the comics. How much? Enough to
write essentially the same lame column twice over the past year and a half.
But don't take my word for the similarities between MUCH ADO ABOUT COMICS (May
24, 1999) and LET'S FACE IT: THE COMICS AREN'T FUNNY (November 13, 2000). See
for yourself.
5/24/99: "More often than not, they are merely recycled vaudeville gags that
were not funny the first time around. The comics do not make me laugh. They do
not make me smile. They do not make me think."
11/13/00: " . . . I gave up on newspaper comics years ago because they were no
longer funny, no longer clever, no longer relevant. . . . They are not only
lacking in charm and devoid of social or political sensibility but also
irritatingly and agonizingly unfunny."
5/24/99: "Last Monday . . . the Globe announced that the comic pages
would be altered . . . The response was immediate, voluminous, angry, and much
of it surprisingly childish and vastly out of proportion to what amounts to no
more than a speck of dust in the galaxy of life."
11/13/00: "Whatever you do, warned a friendly editor, do not write anything
negative about the comics. People are crazy about them, and they're crazy
people -- period. They don't take kindly to criticism."
5/24/99: "The difference between New Yorker cartoons and newspaper
comics is the difference between Jack Benny's cerebral irony and Ed Wynn
getting a pie in the face."
11/13/00: "I love cartoons. I frame favorites from the New Yorker
magazine. I have hung them in my home. . . . Compare any comic in the
Globe with a classic in the New Yorker more than a decade ago."
In other words, Thomas found it necessary to tell us twice in one 18-month
period that 1) the comics aren't funny; 2) readers who laugh at
them are idiots; and 3) boy, those cartoons in the New Yorker
sure are good.
Given that Thomas wrote only about 30 other columns between Cartoons I and
Cartoons II, that comes damn close to qualifying as obsessive. Given that he
could have chosen instead to write about the Globe's coverage of the
presidential-election mess, it's also evidence of a curious sense of
priorities, to say the least.