Zeus and Roxanne
A dog, a dolphin, and Steve Guttenberg star in this inter-species romance. Of
course, it's Zeus the dog and Roxanne the dolphin who strike sparks, though any
other combo would have proved more fun. Like a canine stalker, Zeus sees a
picture of Roxanne and goes to pathological lengths to extend a paw of
introduction. He stows away on a boat belonging to marine biologist Kathleen
Quinlan, who becomes convinced the animals' rapport is a breakthrough. In
reality, Zeus whines and cocks his head; Roxanne chirps and flaps her flippers.
Not exactly a miracle of science. But the surf-and-turf friendship attracts
trouble, as a ruthless scientist (Arnold Vosloo) tries to sabotage the
research.
The creatures are suitably cute with their snout-to-bottlenose nuzzling and
repertoire of tricks. But they aren't the only mammals bonding. Much of the
story focuses on a soppy single-parent romance between Quinlan and Guttenberg
as the beefcake pater pectoralis of Zeus's young owner (Miko Hughes).
Consequently, the plodding film doesn't offer a lot of value for kids, except
to say that fishing nets are bad and some dads can swim in tight jeans. Leave
it to the dominant species to spoil the show. At the Copley Place and the
Fresh Pond and in the suburbs.
-- Alicia Potter
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