Inner circle
No paradise for the Divine Comedy
by Charles Taylor
British pop is often dismissed as "style obsessed," meaning calculated,
soulless, and shallow; it's treated as the ear candy we occasionally submit to
until an American comes along to show us how things should be done.
But if it's true that many of the bands in the current Britpop revival have
modeled their sound -- and even their look -- on other artists, it's also not
difficult to hear that their music is anything but heartless. The heart of
Oasis's music comes from Noel Gallagher's loving dedication to pop songcraft.
On the latest Blur album, the heart lies in Damon Albarn's determination to
echo the shaggy, do-it-yourself freedom that attracts him to Pavement and Beck
(even if he ends up sounding like a cross between Ian Hunter and Alex Chilton).
Suede's Coming Up derives its drama from singer Brett Anderson's
simultaneous desire to join the young ravers he sees and his knowledge of the
disappointments and compromises that await them. Even the nastiest of these
bands, Pulp, whose music seems cold to the touch, are capable of the hurt and
class resentment of the magnificent "Common People." Elsewhere, lead singer
Jarvis Cocker lets the messiness of desire and rejection creep into his pointed
lyrics.
On the other hand, if Neil Hannon ever decided he wanted a heart, I'm sure it
would be the finest one money could buy. Hannon, the Ulsterman (he's from
Derry) who is the Divine Comedy, makes the influences on his sound and
sensibility as plain as the information in a Vogue spread that tells you
where to buy each piece of a featured outfit. He's motivated by '60s British
pop of the Petula Clark variety; Noel Coward's dry-ice bitchiness; the current
vogue for lounge music; Brechtian alienation technique; the put-on air of early
Roxy Music; the bombastic, masochistic flagellation of Anthony Newley's show
music; and the melodrama of Scott Walker's baritone at its most godawful.
Casanova (Setanta), the Divine Comedy's third album, is a set of lush,
orchestrated songs about a roué making his way from conquest to
conquest, taking care never to become so passionate as to break a sweat or muss
his ruffled shirt. Occasionally he breaks into crocodile tears as showy and
insincere as those cried by a televangelist after he's been found with his hand
in some cookie's jar.
The album opens with a parody of a swinging English cocksman that's funnier
than almost anything in Austin Powers. Over the sound of two girls
giggling, Hannon, oozing confident randiness in a low, rolling voice, says
"Hell-lo. Ooo, I say, how about a kiss?" It's not as forward as "C'mon bay-be,
let's shag!", but it amounts to the same thing. With titles like "In and Out in
Paris and London" and lyrics like "Something in his heart told him to come
clean . . . something in his jeans told him to pretend,"
Casanova is undeniably clever. Finally, though, it's not much more than
that.
There's an undeniable subtext of self-loathing here, though it's offered so
floridly that it becomes one more part of the Casanova's scam. It's tough to
buy Hannon's claim to be exposing "the casualties of casual sex" when the rake
always has the upper hand and the last word. That the victims are even more
predatory than the Casanova (in the opening track, "Something for the Weekend,"
the woman lures him to a woodshed where her accomplices tie him up and rob him)
feels less like part of the joke than like arrogant self-involvement. At its
worst, in "The Frog Princess," Casanova is unbearably smug (and "frog"
here also means "French"): "And now I'm rid of her I must confess/To thinking
'bout what might have been/And I can visualize my frog princess/Beneath a
shining guillotine").
It didn't have to be. Others have gotten at the empty heart of Casanova
without the implicit self-pity or snobbishness Hannon resorts to here. Greg
Dulli of the Afghan Whigs did it with black irony last year in a creepy,
slow-tempo version of "If I Only Had a Heart." Bryan Ferry inhabited the role
of continental lover only to expose his character as a broken-hearted romantic.
And right now on Broadway, in a production of Dion Boucicault's 19th-century
farce London Assurance, the peerless Brian Bedford plays a preening (and
finally endearing) aging ladies' man with such relish that it becomes a form of
generosity, an invitation to the audience to join him in a laugh at his
expense.
No one who makes an album that sounds as good as Casanova does is
without talent. Neil Hannon has a genuine knack for orchestrated pop music. But
his presentation is so calculated that there's no mystery or other layers left
to uncover. When he sings "Once there was a time when my mind lay on higher
things," you think, yeah, a bodice instead of a hemline.