No Laws

Barb Wire -- the movie event, etc.

Pamela Anderson is Barb Wire (like you didn't know) (and you probably wouldn't go see the film if the ad read "Phil Donahue is Barb Wire," now would you?)

A film trailer (LARGE FILE) (popcorn not included; nor are batteries) (feel free to supply your own joke at this time)

Pamela Anderson Lee demonstrates how she dons her Baywatch© swimsuit (LARGE FILE)...OK, you caught us, it's another trailer

Barb Wire Film Info from Dark Horse Comics...the people behind the comic that begat the film that begat the movie comic. Still with us?

Lesson 101 -- how to edit the same 15 scenes in a new way -- yes, it's another trailer (LARGE FILE)

Hollywood Online's medium-cool assortment of Barb Wire stuff...nothing like sad parasitic Web sites clinging to someone else's project, now, is there?

The soundtrack, and would you believe that Nikki Sixx has a song on it? Yep...it's a polka, with Nikki playing accordion, banjo, bodhran, and pan flute. Would we lie?

Pamela Lee Anderson guns down Siskel & Ebert at Cannes (where much of Baywatch© is shot) (LARGE FILE) (OK, OK, it's yet another trailer)

The contest -- win a free poster of a washed-up 80's metal band of your choice. Enter early and they'll throw in free makeup, a year's supply of maximum-hold mousse, a do-it-yourself rotating drum kit (batteries still not included), and Vince Neil.

No Limits

A t-shirt custom-made for Pam Andy Lee...without it she WOULDN'T HAVE ANY CLOTHES ON

Making a quick buck through NUDE cannibalism (and by putting Andy Lee Pameson on the cover), courtesy of Dark Horse Comics

The comic that begat the movie that begat the movie comic that begat Pamela Lee Tommy Anderson who begat Ahab (the UNCLOTHED) son of Toran who begat...oh, never mind...

Parts of Andertommy Lee-Pam's ABSOLUTELY BARE skin they could have shown you, but didn't

The Barb Wire sliding block puzzle...no doubt it features NUDE PICTURES OF PAMELA RODHAM LEE

No Turning Back

Barb Wire's family album, with NOOD PHOTOZ

Download your very own copy of Barb Wire while it's in the theaters

Mrs. Anderson Lee (Jethro) Pamela, Jr. makes new (or is that NEWD?) law in Arizona

Tommy Anderson Lee and Pamela Carrington Colby Burton Fortensky Lee's wedding rings, which they exchanged while BUCK NAYKID

What Pamela "Satchmo" L'Crüe Anderson has to look forward to for the next...oh, 5 or so years...and there's ABSOLUTELY NO NOODITEE HERE. Really, we promise...

F. P. Anderson Lee Bailey's portable trailer on the set of Barb Wire...and the paint has been STRIPPED clean off!

The Actress Formerly Known As Pam's self-help mantra, best recited while COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY BEREFT OF ANY KIND OF CLOTHING WHATSOEVER

The TOTALLY NEIGHKYD guide to Web site promotion (trust us, you'll see the relevance)