States of mind
More than 100 make-believe 'micronations' exist on the Net. Now some are
looking for actual homelands. Have they seceded from reality?
by Andrew Weiner
Summer is over, and John Alexander Kyle is headed back to
college to begin his senior year. For the most part, his concerns aren't that
different from those of his classmates at Babson: moving in, getting into
classes, finding a job after graduation. But as the constitutional monarch of
the Principality of Freedonia, Kyle, who prefers to be called Prince
John I, also must tend to the affairs of a "micronation" of nearly 300
citizens.
Call it a minor in statecraft. In his spare time, Prince John consults his
cabinet and works out amendments to the Freedonian constitution. He also drafts
treatises on topics like gun control and taxation. His biggest task, though, is
to put Freedonia on the map. Literally.
That's because Freedonia doesn't exist, at least not in the way that countries
like Turkey and Mexico exist. It doesn't even exist in the way that Monaco or
Vatican City exist. If a nation without territory is a strange concept to
grasp, that's because Freedonia is precisely, and only, that: a strange
concept.
Most nations start with land and worry about principles later. But having laid
claim to a corner of cyberspace, Freedonia -- like a handful of other
micronations -- has begun to assert its sovereignty in other, less virtual
realities. To hear Prince John tell it, nothing less than the destiny of
humankind is at stake in the attempt.
Andrew Weiner last wrote for the Phoenix on Killer Kowalski's
Institute for Professional Wrestling. His e-mail
address is weimar99@yahoo.com.