Pedro Salsa

Relief, please!

by Jason Gay

NOSHING & SIPPING

We really wanted to liKKKKKKe Pedro Martinez's new food product, Pedro Salsa. We all thinKKKKKK Pedro totally rocKKKKKKs. But man, Pedro Salsa is pretty weaKKKKKK. The "hot" isn't hot, the "medium" is middling, and the "mild" is sugary.

You still might want to buy some, though. Proceeds go to Martinez's charities for KKKKKKids and hurricane relief in the Dominican Republic. Add some chips, and what could be better to munch on while screaming, "Yankees SucKKKKKK!"?

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