Bats
(Columbia TriStar)
Louis Morneau's tepid tale begins when the
bat population in a small Texas town goes berserk and starts to feast on the
townsfolk. Disease Control officials call in a bat-ologist (Dina Meyer, the
tough female footsoldier in Starship Troopers) to remedy the situation,
but it turns out that the bats are the product of an über-engineering
experiment gone awry. Meyer gets paired up with Lou Diamond Phillips's
rough-and-tumble sheriff, and in the climactic scene, the duo attempt to save
the town by wading through a river of bat feces. Now that's some scary
shit.
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