Kentucky fried
On John Landis and Louise Brooks
Cambridge's Peter Dowd is on the speed track: he's gone from interning for
Errol Morris and the Harvard Film Archive to, at 23, being the head of film
programming at the George Eastman House in Rochester, New York. Walk into the
Eastman lobby and there's a TV monitor with Dowd on a loop giving a
talking-head lecture about silent cinema.
This top-level serious job has done nothing to quell Dowd's grand humor, which
was amply in evidence this past April 1. After placing chairs and a pitcher of
water on stage, Dowd walked to a microphone to introduce the evening's
screening, the 1977 John Landis-directed comedy The Kentucky Fried
Movie.
Dowd set the scene for me: "I'd donned my camel-hair academic sportscoat and
announced that we got a call from Landis, who was shooting in Toronto, that he
was thrilled about the screening and he might try to show up. I said, `We have
a great surprise. He's here, and he's provided the director's cut of The
Kentucky Fried Movie. Ladies and gentlemen, John Landis!' "
Some of the audience applauded wildly and others seemed mystified as a
middle-aged man with a beard, dark shades, and a director's baseball cap came
out from behind a curtain. Was this John Landis? Who knew what the director
of Animal House and The Blues Brothers looked like?
Dowd and "Landis" took their seats. "I compared him to Kubrick, known for three
hundred takes," said Dowd. "He explained about a shot in The Kentucky Fried
Movie, in the episode called `Catholic Girls in Trouble,' in which breasts
are squeezed against the shower glass. That shot required 319 takes to get it
just right.
"I then compared him to Bresson as a spiritual filmmaker, as The Blues
Brothers is about men on a mission for God. I mentioned that the American
Film Institute was compiling a 'greatest lines in the history of cinema,' such
things as 'You talkin' to me?' I said that any list would have to include the
El Guapo line from Landis's Three Amigos. 'Everyone has one El Guapo in
his life.' "
And so it went for 15 minutes, until "Landis" (actually Sid Rosenzweig, a film
professor at SUNY-Rockport) stormed off the stage in a tizzy because he was
caught by Dowd claiming, erroneously, that he had directed
Ghostbusters.
Then the movie started. "We never yelled out, 'April Fools!'" Dowd said. "So a
lot of people still think it was John Landis that they saw."
Dowd told me all this while we drove through Rochester on our own mission.
Louise Brooks, the silent-movie star, immortal as the bob-haired nympho Lulu in
G.W. Pabst's Pandora's Box, spent her final decades here. She arrived in
1956 when she was down and out, and James Card, the Eastman House curator,
courted her with personal attention and with retrospectives of her important
films, like A Girl in Every Port and Beggars of Life.
In her Rochester days, she wrote opinionated memoirs, which are collected in
her 1982 autobiography, Lulu in Hollywood, and she was visited on
film-historian pilgrimages, most famously by Kenneth Tynan for his book Show
People. She died in 1986.
Could we visit Brooks's Rochester residence? We found the address, 7 North
Goodman, but the woman who occupies Brooks's very modest two rooms said no,
wanting privacy. Every six months a Brooks fan rings her buzzer, the property
manager, Jennifer Galvin, said. "And people have told me they only want to live
here if it's in her apartment."
Is Hollywood about aesthetics or marketing? The April 18 Hollywood
Reporter calculated that the studios spent $1.5 billion in advertising in
1999, led by Buena Vista Pictures' $29 million campaign for Tarzan.
Twenty films last year topped $20 million just in domestic advertising. "Indie"
alternative American Beauty? DreamWorks threw $16.8 million into its ad
campaign. "Indie" Miramax Pictures? That distributor spent more than $93
million in advertising, including $8 million for the Oscar-nominated The
Cider House Rules.
RIP. Claire Trevor, 91, who (sorry, Pretty Woman's Julia Roberts)
played the cinema's ultimate hooker with a heart of gold in John Ford's 1939
Western classic, Stagecoach. She appeared in a Stetson hatful of other
movies, but the one you'll remember is Key Largo, where she played
Edward G. Robinson's boozed and much-abused moll and won the Oscar for Best
Supporting Actress.
Gerald Peary can be reached at gpeary@world.std.com
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