Baseketball

(Universal)

After a promising opening sequence, Airplane! director David Zucker hands over the reins of his film to South Park morons Trey Parker and Matt Stone, who play the stars and inventors of a new sports sensation, a mix of basketball and baseball. The South Park guys are supposed to keep us entertained, but there's nothing inspired about their gross behavior. As for Zucker, just one question: what happened to the jokes?