Dee Snider's Strangeland

(Artisan)

Former Twisted Sister member Dee Snider plays Captain Howdy, a sociopath who kidnaps high-school girls, sews their mouths closed, and tortures them with body piercings. Setting aside the glorification of rape, torture, and pedophilia, we get dialogue that doesn't even reach the level of laughably bad, jumpy direction that makes the simplistic plot confusing, and a wasted cameo by Robert Englund.