Baby Geniuses

(Columbia TriStar)

According to Tibetan myth, babies know all the universe's secrets but can't communicate this wisdom to adults. But what if we learned to decipher baby talk? That's the premise of Bob Clark's film, which has Kathleen Turner as an evil scientist who heads up an operation that kidnaps babies for research. Yet the target audience of Baby Geniuses is a mystery: the film is too inane for adults and too advanced for kids.