Another Saturday Night Live alum, Rob Schneider (the "makin' copies" guy), gets to fall flat on the big screen. Schneider's Deuce is a wimpy fish-tank cleaner who ingratiates himself with a beefy Hollywood gigolo (Oded Fehr) and lands a gig fish-sitting for three weeks. Through an act of incredible stupidity, he trashes the posh pad and has to come up with big bucks pronto. So Bigalow turns gigolo, providing escort services for the likes of a Tourette's-syndrome debutante and a narcoleptic. Most of the sophomoric/scatological gags tank, and the usually talented William Forsythe is wasted as the envious cop with a spaghetti-thin dick.