The pink pachyderm approached fleet-footed, as if in a dream.
 " Don’t be alarmed, "  he whooped, dancing gingerly on a spume of slowly dissipating foam.  " It’s only the beer. "  
I shook my head awake, and realized he was right. Ears thrumming, hands unsteady, I peered up at a towering white bottle crowned in royal-blue foil, a plump cork redolent of malt lying by its side. The bottle read  " 8.5%. " 
Other half-formed words glinted from the label.  " Family Brewery Huyghe " ;  " Ghent " ;  " Belgiu... " ;  " 1654. " 
Needing a restorative, I raised a squat, voluptuously curved Kriek glass to my lips, slurping the potent, small-bubbled elixir through a thick, satin-soft head. I let it linger on my sluggish tongue, slowly savoring flavors of fruit (pear? Lemon? Pineapple?) and a barely bitter, alcohol-heavy resonance.
And again, I felt the good burn. It persisted a moment, then faded to an efflorescent, tingling warmth. 
 " Eight point five percent, "  I said.
 " Eight point five percent, "  the elephant chortled. 
Smiling wanly, I cast a feckless sidelong glance at the drink’s robust color, a golden-yellow sunrise shining through a partly cloudy brume. 
Giving a smart salute to the hot-stepping crocodile with a showman’s grin who’d sidled up beside me, I took another sip.
Available for $9.45 for a 750-milliliter bottle at Downtown Wine & Spirits, 225 Elm Street, in Somerville. Call (617) 625-7777.