Today, exactly one week later, my body's still recuperating. There's the clicking in my hip to deal with, and the soreness in my arms, knees, shoulders, legs, ass, and wrists. I make no excuses for the trouncing I withstood. The Derby Dames are unquestionably athletes of the truest form, and demanding of respect and awe. They're no fucking joke, and they could totally take your momma.
Boston-bred Scott Fayner cut his teeth fighting off coked-up porn chicks in LA. He is currently recuperating in an undisclosed location and can be reached at fayneralmighty@gmail.com.
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