How to dip your yankee candle
By SCOTT FAYNER | February 10, 2011
Ah, New England. Home of the bean and the cod, where the Lowells speak only to Cabots and the Cabots speak only to Sasha Grey. (No, that can't be right. Is that how that goes? Never mind.)
Things are different here. More refined. After all, we gave the world the corn muffin, Harvard University, and Emily Dickinson. It stands to reason that our porn stars would also be more genteel, well-bred, and cultured. As the day sacred to St. Valentine draws near, our reporter approached three of these dewy goddesses of the north and begged their counsel on affairs of the heart.
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