RATING: LAWSUIT
The Room (2003) Lisa may be tearing Johnny apart, but writer/director/star/possible vampire Tommy Wiseau's pasty, pumping ass and Tourette's ejaculations of laughter could put anyone off sex — as well as rose petals, candlelight, rain-battered windows, mosquito netting, and quiet storm jams. And then they do it again! _Ann Lewinson
Auto-Focus (2002) Greg Kinnear and Willem Dafoe wistfully jerking off to a video of them having sex.
Basic Instinct 2 (2006) Sharon Stone not keeping both hands on the wheel.
Borat (2006) Sacha Baron Cohen looking where the sun doesn't shine.
Before the Devil Knows You're Dead (2007) An unfortunately nude Philip Seymour Hoffman banging a fit-looking Marisa Tomei.
Black Snake Moan (2007) Bluesman Samuel L. Jackson chains nympho Christina Ricci to a radiator.
Blindness (2008) Loathsome bad guy Gael Garcia Bernal groping in the dark.
The Switch (2010) The sperm-sample mix-up.
Bridesmaids (2011) Kristen Wiig's dismal tryst in the opening scene.
Martha Marcy May Marlene (2011) Elizabeth Olsen's initiation into the cult.
Our Idiot Brother (2011) Steve Coogan with his pants down.
