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ARS POETICA
Haikus for Mitt Romney
BY CAMILLE DODERO

Teeth bright and shiny

Gel strips or whitening paste

Which one do you use?

Where did you find your

Running mate, Kerry Healey?

" A dud, " my dad says.

My mother loves you

She prayed for your victory

I think you owe her.

Some say your win means

Mormons are hip. Please explain

Donny and Marie.

Gushing about Ann

In that ad. Was that to prove

You had just one wife?

What kind of a name

Is Mitt Romney anyway?

Please trim your eyebrows.

Others have compared

You to Muppet Guy Smiley

He is much cooler.

You took out " trash " in

Beacon Hill. Of course, it was

Recycling day.

Issue Date: November 14 - 21, 2002
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