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CHRISTMAS 2003
The 12 days of Christmas
BY CHRIS WRIGHT

On the first day of Christmas

The news shows sent to me

War in a distant country.

On the second day of Christmas

The news shows sent to me

Two sad Saddams and

War in a distant country.

On the third day of Christmas

The news shows sent to me

Three French snubs,

Two sad Saddams, and

War in a distant country.

On the fourth day of Christmas

The news shows sent to me

Four Bennifers,

Three French snubs,

Two sad Saddams, and

War in a distant country.

On the fifth day of Christmas

The news shows sent to me

Five Lord of the Rings,

Four Bennifers,

Three French snubs,

Two sad Saddams, and

War in a distant country.

On the sixth day of Christmas

The news shows sent to me

Six Deans a-braying,

Five Lord of the Rings,

Four Bennifers,

Three French snubs,

Two sad Saddams, and

War in a distant country.

On the seventh day of Christmas

The news shows sent to me

Seven threats a-rising,

Six Deans a-braying,

Five Lord of the Rings,

Four Bennifers,

Three French snubs,

Two sad Saddams, and

War in a distant country.

On the eighth day of Christmas

The news shows sent to me

Eight Bushes grinning,

Seven threats a-rising,

Six Deans a-braying,

Five Lord of the Rings,

Four Bennifers,

Three French snubs,

Two sad Saddams, and

War in a distant country.

On the ninth day of Christmas

The news shows sent to me

Nine Osamas hiding,

Eight Bushes grinning,

Seven threats a-rising,

Six Deans a-braying,

Five Lord of the Rings,

Four Bennifers,

Three French snubs,

Two sad Saddams, and

War in a distant country.

On the 10th day of Christmas

The news shows sent to me

Ten snipers shooting,

Nine Osamas hiding,

Eight Bushes grinning,

Seven threats a-rising,

Six Deans a-braying,

Five Lord of the Rings,

Four Bennifers,

Three French snubs,

Two sad Saddams, and

War in a distant country.

On the 11th day of Christmas

The news shows sent to me

Eleven Kobes pleading,

Ten snipers shooting,

Nine Osamas hiding,

Eight Bushes grinning,

Seven threats a-rising,

Six Deans a-braying,

Five Lord of the Rings,

Four Bennifers,

Three French snubs,

Two sad Saddams, and

War in a distant country.

On the 12th day of Christmas

The news shows sent to me

Twelve bombers bombing,

Eleven Kobes pleading,

Ten snipers shooting,

Nine Osamas hiding,

Eight Bushes grinning,

Seven threats a-rising,

Six Deans a-braying,

Five Lord of the Rings,

Four Bennifers,

Three French snubs,

Two sad Saddams, and

War in a distant country.


Issue Date: December 26, 2003 - January 1, 2004
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