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RUMSFELD RAP
Get the Spinning Started
BY CHRIS WRIGHT

Sung by Donald H. Rumsfeld to the tune of Pink’s "Get the Party Started."

I’m going down,

So we’d better get the spinning started.

I’m going down,

So we’d better get the spinning started.

Tortured some Iraqis on a Saturday night.

Everybody’s acting like those bastards have rights.

Lynndie sent the pictures to all her friends.

She’ll be looking nasty in the newscasts at 10.

I’m completely blameless, check my quizzical grin.

There’s known knowns and known unknowns, if you know what I mean.

I’m going down,

So we’d better get the spinning started.

(I’m drowning.)

I’m going down,

So we’d better get the spinning started.

Pumping up the pressure, the mullahs are beat.

Cruising through Fallujah,

Applying the heat.

The grunts at Abu Ghraib have been having a blast.

Lieberman and Sessions can kiss my white ass.

Pull up to the Senate, get out of the car.

License plate says RUMMY NUMBER-ONE SUPERSTAR.

I’m going down,

So we’d better get the spinning started.

(Where’s Cheney?)

I’m going down,

So we’d better get the spinning started.

Making my excuses as I enter the room.

Everybody’s wincin’ as I tell them the news.

There’s videos and pictures that you don’t want to see.

Everybody’s gunning and they’re gunning for me.

I’m the secretary, in charge of defense.

All these goddamn questions are making me tense.

I’m going down,

So we’d better get the spinning started.

(Damn Imus!)

I’m going down,

So we’d better get the spinning started.

I’m the secretary!

Everybody hates me!

Uh huh.

Rather is a Commie!

Same thing goes for Kerry!


Issue Date: May 21 - 27, 2004
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