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Clinton Recalls Sleeping on Couch

Bill Clinton says in his new autobiography that his wife looked as if he had punched her in the gut when he finally confessed to his affair with Monica Lewinsky, and he slept on the couch for at least two months after that.

— Yahoo News, June 18

"He has been sleeping on the couch for the past year. He told me it was because his stomach was uncomfortable from overeating."

"I was sleeping on the couch and woke to hear a small, though loud, explosion."

"The strange man who was found sleeping on the couch of a West Fifth Avenue residence this morning appeared a little familiar to an investigating Antigo police officer."

"About a year ago I was sleeping on the couch. I awoke and saw someone’s reflection in the mirror. He tipped his cap. I screamed (low) but it woke me up and I ran upstairs to bed."

"I informed the Doctor that I had probably dislocated my shoulder while sleeping on the couch, and asked him to put it back in place."

"You’re babysitting a 5-year-old boy. While you’re sleeping on the couch, he decides to see if he is flammable."

"So tonight I come home, and there is a Maori warrior sleeping on my couch."

"I was sleeping on the couch in the living room when I awoke to the sounds of my panicking dog."

"By the way, could I please request that you take off that Holy Spiked Garter Belt before sleeping on the couch?"

"My dad crashed in the living room on the floor, not far from where I was sleeping on the couch. That night I had six nightmares, of which I recall only two."

"‘I don’t even know if Frankfurter knew I was sleeping on the couch,’ said Henkin, a professor emeritus at Columbia University."

"Mrs Hoare, now a widow, ended up sleeping on the couch downstairs, fearful that her husband would fall out of the new bed."

"The tolerance for men missing the loo in Germany is far, far less than it is in Britain. One little slip will mean a man is sleeping on the couch."

"Ich habe nicht dagegen, auf der Couch zu schlafen."

"My spirit sat up. I remember turning my head and I saw my body sleeping on the couch, out cold."

"I’m sleeping on the couch/while fish eat fish eat fish/in a dream I would have/if I were in my bed."

"Coleman was in the trailer when the tornado hit. She immediately jumped on top of her daughter, who was sleeping on the couch."

"One day my brother got home from work and he found her sleeping on the couch with her head in a large cereal box."

"Her husband was sleeping on the couch with a fan on when she rushed into the house screaming and bleeding."

"I was sleeping on the couch in her living room which was pink all over with far too many flowers. I believe that this is the reason I despise flowers to this day."

"She’d been sleeping on the couch, directly below where the tree hit the roof."

"We always had some type of holy man sleeping on the couch."

"The guy sleeping on the couch is the most famous skateboarder in Boston."

"Sleeping on the couch makes your back sore."

"Man, I hate sleeping on the couch."