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Mitt Romney’s spot on the most recent National Journal poll of top contenders for the Republican presidential nomination, based on Capitol Hill insiders.

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His ranking in the same poll, in April 2005.

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Number of suicide attempts by Guantánamo Bay inmate Juma’a Mohammed al-Dossary.

"Jesus drank. It came straight from the Bible that he had a glass of wine. Actually, I don’t know if it says he actually drank it, but whatever."

Kelly Clarkson, justifying her own drinking habits, in the upcoming issue of Blender

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