If you know where to look, New England can be a cheap date |
Summertime inevitably raises the question: what are we going to do with our crazy, hot selves? There’s the obvious . . . throw some money at the heat. Buy an itinerary and don’t lose the tickets. But must you pay cash to escape the un-air-conditioned hovel that is your apartment? If you said yes, then think again. We found that natural-rock water slides may leave a mark but are worth the rush, and that the poor man’s hot-dog, pizza, and fried-dough diet leaves a spare tire, but tastes great with free beer. Cheap prayers were answered in a Stone Church. Temptations were enjoyed. Lobsters were sacrificed. And an international border was crossed. We figure being cheap cost us pretense, attitude, and possibly our hygiene — but since when did class or smelling good make for a fun summer? Enjoy the freebies, the spending shortcuts, the taste tests, the pants lost, and the culture gained, gratis. Wake up on a mountain summit. Fall asleep at the slots. And use your spare change to buy an air conditioner.
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Acadia National Park, $10 (seeing the sunrise before the rest of the 50 states will cost you your sleep.)
Sand Beach’s Atlantic chill, Thunder Hole’s booming swells, deep woods and granite-domed mountains, sea-cliff climbs or Echo Lake dips —these are the things a $10 seven-day pass to Acadia Park’s 47,000-acre terrain will buy you until June 22 (it’s $20 after that). At a cool 1532 feet above the Atlantic seaboard, Cadillac Mountain claims the country’s first sunrise. Hike in the dawn silhouette of pink granite, spruce, pitch pine, and wild blueberries toward Acadia’s Mount Desert peak. Atop Cadillac Mountain’s stone summit, see the sun wake, lighting the Cranberry Islands’ velvet fog. So what if you didn’t sleep in?
Acadia National Park, Maine | 207.288.3338
Flo's Hot Dogs, $1.75 (seven dogs will cost you calories, as if we’re counting.)
Since 1959, Flo’s roadside hot-dog diner in Cape Neddick has been serving up steamed dogs with its signature brown spicy-sweet onion relish and your choice of mayonnaise or mustard. The odd hours — open 11 am to 3 pm and closed on Wednesday — the long lines, the low ceilings, the old linoleum, and the cranky counter service don’t deter tube-dog lovers. Epicurious.com votes Flo’s garnished dogs the country’s best. Wait 20 minutes, order seven dogs each, and touch the dark sauce with the tips of your tongues. Satisfied, sit down to suck down the squashy treats. Flo went to work the day she died — at 92 years old.
Flo’s Hot Dogs | 1359 Route 1, Cape Neddick, ME
Box seats at the minors, $9 (thirty-three innings of cheap baseball will cost you your day job.)
Buy cheap $9 box seats, good for games against the Trenton Thunder, the Yankee–farm league losers. Sea Dog games at Hadlock field — the Maine Monster — feature Double-A baseball, fireworks, bobblehead giveaways, and Slugger, the team mascot. Players to scout from the small stands include pitchers Phil Seibel and David Pauley, infielder Zach Borowaiak, and outfielder Brandon Moss. This just in: Sea Dog David Pauley became the 126th Portland player called up by the big leagues. Here’s to scouting from the cheap seats!
