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Well, hello dolly!
BY CHRIS WRIGHT
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In the world of gay porn, nobody is bigger than Jeff Stryker. The actor’s sizable, erm, talent has not only taken him to the top of the adult-entertainment industry, it’s made him a one-man marketing empire. Most famously, Stryker was the inspiration for — actually, the mold for — what he describes as "the biggest-selling dildo in the history of the world." Now, for $59.95, fans can take home the anatomically correct Jeff Stryker Action Figure, complete with a scaled-down version of what made him famous in the first place (visit www.jeffstryker.info). Stryker spoke with us from his home in Los Angeles. Q: I have a confession — I’ve never heard of you. A: What rock have you been hiding under? You live a protected life. Q: How many films have you made? A: Probably 30, over a 15-year period. Q: Some people do that many in a year. A: In a month. I’ve been real selective. I want each movie I’m in to be like Ben-Hur. Q: Movies of epic proportions. A: Exactly. Q: Any personal favorites? A: Hard Times is a very good one. Q: Why? A: It’s just a well-shot movie. It deals with the plays I did around the US, stuff like that. And it had some hot sex. Q: You did theater? A: Yeah. It was also called Hard Times. Q: After the Dickens novel? A: It’s a dark prison comedy. It gave me the opportunity to get fully naked and dance on stage. Q: So you’ve really branched out? A: Right now, I have a company that’s editing a reality show which we expect to be the hottest thing on television. Q: And you have a country-Western CD? A: Oh yeah, Pop You in the Pooper. Q: Which is the name of a song on the CD. How does the refrain go? A: "Hey buddy, you say you’re straight. That’s great, well, you oughta try something new. I gotta wad to drop on your loading dock, delivery in the rear. So buddy, let’s play when the wife’s away, let me get you another beer." Q: Is it selling? A: Really well. Well, we haven’t marketed it properly yet. I have an autobiography coming out. Q: An autobiography? A: We’ve been working on it a year and a half now. It’s 90 percent finished. They want me to add more sex, but it’s really tough, because, you know, movies are movies — they expect to hear these wonderful sex stories, and they’re just not there. Q: Like being a carpenter — you don’t want to go home at night and build bookshelves. A: Like that, yeah. Q: Is there anything you haven’t done? A: Right now, I’m trying to cross over into major motion pictures. The hard part is, I’ve had so much success in adult movies. Q: You’ve been typecast. A: I have. What people don’t realize is that a movie is a movie. Q: I suppose a skeptic might argue that your attributes may not translate into, say, a psychological thriller. A: I think also that adult videos are so taboo. I’m the King of Porn, and there’s no way for them to hide that. Q: There are worse things than being the King of Porn. A: I’m really happy I’ve reached the status I have, but I need to grow. I’d like to do some action-adventure. Q: Which brings us to the action figure. Yours isn’t the only celebrity doll out there. A: No, they even have a Bush doll. Q: I wouldn’t mind seeing what’s down his flight suit. A: I’ve already done that. He has nothing. It’s pretty pathetic when your president has no balls. Q: How did your doll come about? A: Actually, the person who wrote the song, Jimmy Joe, wanted to make a life-size Jeff Stryker that everyone could have at home and make love to, but I thought it better to make a 12-inch version. It’s a lot easier to hide away. Q: Are you happy with the resemblance? A: It’s uncanny. They did an excellent job. It took over a year to create. Q: It has "life-like skin" and movable parts. A: It moves just like a human, even the penis is totally posable. Q: Does it have kung fu grip? A: No. I think it expects someone else to take care of it. Q: If you don’t mind my asking, how big are you in real life? A: It’s about 10 to 11 inches long and nine inches in circumference. Q: Are there any disadvantages to that? A: Not really. Q: Bastard. A: Nope, none that I can think of.
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